*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results