batyoureyesdear: Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeSelfish
meatmodel: procrastination ft. me and the internet
kilomonster: jpierrepontcriss: you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”? actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
every episode of house
1612th: we found mold under your sink you have cancer just kidding you have a rare disease but we won’t tell you about it until 54 minutes into the episode
i just got yet another missing e notification tumblr stop this shit
a-waters: EVERY SHIP I TOUCH DIES
Is Tumblr Being Broken?
bebopscomputer: aylrichadsuspicions: crazo3077: Am I the only one getting this problem? I reblog something and I have to adjust the last quote to make my post. It is rather distracting and makes me feel like reblogging less. You’re not the only one, I have to go into the HTmL lines to fix it. Yeah, same, I have to go to the end of a line, hit enter and then unquote the blank space to...
idiotblogger: Set phasers on fun Miss Tuffsy!
johnerine: casually takes reaction images from porn
pubicweave: literally me
weeaboo-chan: professor-meowingtons: STORY TIME ok so saturday night i was all up in da club and whatnot like in many other clubs, above the DJ booth of this place was a LED screen playing some graphics to go along with the music, the average colored lines and shapes, you’ve all seen that shit before you know what i mean here i am dancing to some generic nightclub music ok but then I LOOK...
pyralspite: You Say Pink I Say Black You Say Paris Hilton I Say Amy Lee You Say Zac Efron I Say Gerard Way You Say Pop I Say Rock You Say I’m Weird I Say I’m Different ╔╦╗╔╗╔═╗╔═╗ ║═╣║║║□ ║║⌂║ Put this in your profile ║║║║║║║║║║║ if u want to catch KIRA. ╚╝╝╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝ … ╔╗Put this on your page ║║If your an ║╚╗L mega-fan ╚═╝ ╔╦╦╦╗Post this ╠╬╬╬╣Chocolate bar ╠╬╬╬╣On your page ╠╬╬╬╣if you are a...
syupon: a good homestuck update is like a battle in an super intense war, it’s out and the whole fandom runs towards it, rips it apart takes every little piece they can get the artists let out a war scream and force their brain and hands to work faster than it should be allowed to mankind, the cosplayers have their wigs on faster than the human eye could catch, where’s the camera, there it is ...
whatafuckinfamilypicture: Those really weird girls at your school who are obsessed with The Beatles