July 2012
chrisehvans:
do u ever finally unfollow someone who’s been really fucking obnoxious for the longest time then u go to ur dash and ur just like ahh fresh air
moraniarty:
you know you’ve stayed up too late when the australians start blogging
seapantsu:
don’t think of it as me liking your sad personal post
think of it as me sending you tiny baby kisses because I care
cosmo tip #282
expertcosmotips:
fist his mom. fist. his. mom. FIST HIS MOM!! FIST HER!! FIST HIS FUCKING MOM YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! FIST HIS MOM!!
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
republican talk radio
neongenesisevangaylion:
more like ‘old men with panties in a twist’
snakelet:
yeah thats right… i got ANGER… ON THE INTERNERT….
u wanna fight about it….
June 2012
nostalgiaultra:
Maybe i can cosplay the child my parents wanted me to be =/
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koholint:
has science invented a way to lay on your side while wearing headphones yet
billywilder:
I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
wohre:
twitter weirds me out it’s a whole universe of unexplored territory
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nostalgiaultra:
Ha ha my ex wife thinks she’s so smart taking the kids but i got all the sweet John Cena merchandise in the divorce. Thank you Judge Judy!
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fussybabybitch:
Tumblr Social Justice is 100% people who are (admittedly, often justifiably) upset and frustrated and finding people it’s “acceptable” to abuse and scream at because they’re your hashtag oppression of choice
This isn’t a “woe is the bigots” problem it’s a “this seems frightfully unhealthy and unhelpful” problem because it’s creating a really bad outlet for anxiety, rage,...
lo-db:
otherkin making fun of otherkin ?? ?? ? ? like im a dragon! oh sorry you cant be a dog later losers what the fuck what are you tryin to pull rn
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bukkakewindmill:
drop the:
BASS
PLOT
GIRLFRIEND
you have chosen ALL OF THE ABOVE
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