Teacher: 1 + 1 = 2

Classwork: 2 + 2 = 4

Homework: If you're flying in a jet plane across the Atlantic Ocean from your beginning point in Hawaii, how many frogs in the Amazon Rain Forest die due to the winds you create via startling a butterfly into flight due to the noise of your engine and causing it to flap its wings in just the right way to create a vortex in the air? How does the answer change if your favorite color is blue?

Quiz: Just kidding 3 + 3 = 6

Test: I hand you a hamburger.