thehurminator:

I FOUND IT

THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, it’s all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

skarvika:

  • find a large padlock
  • find the nearest hipster with tunnel plugs
  • lock it into their ear
  • run like fuck

ostolero:

pfefferi:

when people reblog your posts and add terrible commentary

no stop

you’ve soiled my post

four months of women saying lewd things about harrison ford

I’m so hungry right now but my parents haven’t made dinner yet #firstworldproblems

samcrocker:

saxkind:

davidkarpaltunnelsyndrome:

people who add gif trains onto everything they post

lmao!

SO TRUE!

nd i shoewd my mom and she was all lik”

and ym friend was like

n my doctor wsa lke

nd satan aws likes

foolow DIS blog. ul love it on yur dashbosrd!!!

LMAO. GLOD BLESS TUMBLR. :’)

omg tumblr. you always make my day.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

OMG. BLESS THIS POST!

THE GIFS. THE GIFS.

OMG. DEF REBLOGGING FOR COMMENTS. TUMBLR YOU ARE PERFECT.

OMG THISSSSSS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

SO RELATABLE

WHY CAN’T I

 

HOLD ALL THESE GIFS

I CAN’T CHOOSE MY FAVORITE ONE

OH WAIT HERE IT IS

GIRL POWER YEAH

svalts:

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xerocataclysm:

God I love Community and Donald Glover.

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